For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I fill condoms, not promises.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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