question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
