its not stalking. its research.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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