I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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