I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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