Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Come see our sink grown plant.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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