Sponge bath it is.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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