We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
