where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
her vagine was all disorganized.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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