is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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