I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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