So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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