It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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