Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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