His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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