Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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