I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
