Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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