So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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