i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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