THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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