He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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