Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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