Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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