I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
