so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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