I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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