I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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