But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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