what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Randomize
