dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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