is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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