ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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