You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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