Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Randomize