I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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