Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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