yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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