i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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