So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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