I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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