Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i can't believe i had my finger in that
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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