is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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