Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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