So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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