I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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