Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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