Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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