PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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