Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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