i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
