she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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