you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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