I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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