This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Randomize
