He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Success! We fucked roommates!
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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