Im at strip club and am horny
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
My pussy is not your playground.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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